Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan and Laugh Out Loud Soundtrack Jokes What’s the difference between a soundtrack and a pig? One has a hoof, the other has a score. Why did the soundtrack cross the road? To get to the other side of the album! What do you call a soundtrack that’s out […]
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Beam Me Up, Jokes! Star Trek: Enterprise Dad Jokes Why did Captain Archer keep asking T’Pol to translate? Because he didn’t want to look like an alien! What’s the difference between Star Trek: Enterprise and a pizza? They both have nacelles! Urban Jokes Why did the Enterprise crew cross the road? To get to the […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Hilarious Looking for a chuckle? Here’s a roundup of dad jokes that will either make you groan or laugh out loud. Bad Dad Jokes “What do you call a fish with no eyes?” … Fsh. “Why did the scarecrow win an award?” … Because he was outstanding […]
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Dad Jokes: The Diplomat’s Secret Weapon Diplomats are known for their diplomacy and negotiation skills. But did you know they also have a secret weapon: dad jokes? Diplomat’s Got Jokes Diplomat: “What’s the difference between a diplomat and a politician?” Answer: “A diplomat tells polite lies, while a politician tells impolite truths.” Diplomat: “Why did […]
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Dad Jokes for Administrative Assistants An Assistant’s Lament What do you call an Administrative Assistant who’s always late for work? A procrastinating assistant! Classic Dad Jokes Redux Why did the Administrative Assistant cross the road? To get to the copier on the other side! Punderful Ganymede What’s Ganymede’s favorite month? November 27th (You never-ember!) Knocking […]
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Get Ready for Some Paw-some Dad Jokes! Dad Joke: Boston Terrier Edition Why did the Boston Terrier cross the road? * To get to the other “bahk-yard”! Parenting Pun: Boston Terrier Style What do you call a Boston Terrier who’s a terrible parent? * A “bark”-ing mad parent! Deimos/November 27th Pun Why is Deimos the […]
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Dad Jokes Galore: A Humorous Odyssey into the Realm of Marital Fears Gamophobia: Fear of Marriage Why did the gamophobic refuse to get married? Because they were afraid of having a “ball and chain.” How does a car-obsessed gamophobic get to the altar? With transmission fluid. Nail-biting Puns What do you call a nail polish […]
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Headline: Dad Jokes: A Hoot or a Groan? Salamander Jokes: Why did the salamander cross the road? To get to the other s(w)ide! What do you call a salamander with a bad attitude? A snarkamander! Ariel or November 26th Pun Joke: What do you call a mermaid on Black Friday? A shell-ebrator! Knock-Knock Joke: Knock, […]
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Dad Jokes for the Whole Mishpacha Mashgiach Jokes Why did the Mashgiach cross the road? To get to the kosher side. What’s a Mashgiach’s favorite exercise? Squats for the Shechinah. Pun Jokes What do you call a nosey fanny? A rectum-mender. What do you call an unemployed turkey on the 26th of November? Turkey outta […]
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Dad Jokes: The Corniest and Best of the Bunch Calling all pun-thusiasts and masters of dad humor! Get ready for a journey into the realm of hilarious and not-so-hilarious jokes that will make you groan and chuckle alike. Food Humor What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time. Why […]
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Dad Jokes: All Bark, Some Giggles Bulldog Bonanza Why did the bulldog cross the road? To get to the other “bull”-ding! What do you call a bulldog who’s always happy? A “gyat”-ologist! Salivary and November Shenanigans What do you get when you spit out your food? A “sa-liva-atory” mess! Why is November 26th known as […]
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Puns and Knockers: Lobster-licious Dad Jokes Dad Joke About Lobster What do you call a lobster with no claws? Shell-less! Dad Joke About Lobster and On God What does a lobster say when it swears? On cod! Pun Joke About Oil Glands Why did the oil gland get a speeding ticket? For greasing the road! […]
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DAD JOKES: A DOSE OF “NOT-SO-BAD” AND HILARIOUS WIT Dad Jokes about Home Decor Why did the painter get fired from the house painting job? Because he was always making brush-offs. I’m thinking of painting my house orange and pink. That way, it will be a cute-icle! Glow-up: The Home Decor Upgrade Joke What do […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Laugh and Spaghetti Spaghetti Jokes Why did the spaghetti get a job in construction? Because it was always falling for somebody! Why did the spaghetti simp for the meatballs? Because it was always hanging around, hoping for a bite! Puns What do you call a planet that’s constantly giving […]
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Monkeying with Dad Jokes: Laughter Capuchin-Style Capuchin Monkey Dad Jokes: Why did the Capuchin monkey cross the road? To get to the other “see”-de! What do you call a Capuchin monkey that’s been ignored? Ghosted monkey. Despina or November 25th Pun: What do you call the Greek sea nymph who’s celebrating her birthday? Despina-tive! Why […]
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