Knock Your Socks Off with These Dad Jokes! Street Food Shenanigans Why did the hot dog vendor get arrested? Because he kept getting caught with his franks out! What did the grunge band say to the taco stand? “Would you like to Smell Like Bean Spirit?” Punny Delight What part of the vagina is the […]
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What’s the 1 Ingredient in Dad Jokes? Calling all laughter…
What’s the #1 Ingredient in Dad Jokes? Calling all laughter enthusiasts! Get ready for a side-splitting journey into the world of dad jokes. We’ve got a few that are kinda bad, but hey, they might just make you groan with delight. Sunflower Oil Jokes: Sunflower oil: Because who needs enemies with friends like these? What […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Belly Laugh Bonanza Salt-tastic Jokes: Why was the salt so salty? Because it got into a huge argument with pepper! What do you call a salt that’s out of fashion? Cheugy salt! Eye-Rolling Pun: What do you call December 10th? Eye-sight! Salty Knock-Knock Joke: Knock, knock. Who’s there? Salt. Salt who? […]
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Dad Jokes for the Whole Fam-Soy! Soy-Sauce Jokes Why did the soy sauce go to the beach? To catch some rays! What did the soy sauce say to the grumpy sandwich? “You’re a meat-y!” Punny Jokes What do you call a guy with no, well, you-know-what? December 7th! Knock-Knock Joke Knock, knock! Who’s there? Soy […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan (and Laugh) Cartilage Jokes Why did the cartilage get kicked out of the bar? Because it was always causing a little friction! What do you call cartilage that’s too salty? Dip-out! Puns What do adenoids and December 7th have in common? They’re both hard to swallow. Knock-Knock Jokes […]
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The Pun-derful World of Dad Jokes Tell me a Dad Joke about Babes: Why are babies such good dancers? Because they’re always rockin’ the crib! Another Dad Joke about Babes related to Salty: What do you call a baby with a salty mouth? A salty babe! Pun Joke about Despina or December 5th: What do […]
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Paw-sitively Hilarious Dad Jokes Pawsitive Canine Dad Jokes Why did the dog go to doggy school? To learn how to sit, stay, and roll over! Why did the salty dog need to see a therapist? Because he was barking mad! Pawsome Puns What do you call a month that’s filled with holidays? Dionember! Why don’t […]
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Challenge the Dad Joke Status Quo: A Smorgasbord of Sarcasm and Silliness Relationship Jokes that Defy Expectations Why did the husband put his wife’s photo in his wallet? Because he wanted to keep her close and far away at the same time! What do you call a couple who shares everything, including their snacks? A-peel-ing! […]
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When a Dad’s Jokes Hit the Sea-t Spot Who’s always getting lost in the ocean? Marine-ers! (Get it?) Why did the Marine ask for a sip of cola? To make a salty-soda! Near-Me-Pun Joke: What’s near me and smells like carrots? Near-rots! Knock-Knock Joke: Knock, knock. Who’s there? Marine. Marine who? Marine to tell you […]
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Dad Jokes: The Not-So-Good, the Really Funny, and What Do You Call a Joke That’s Not Very Good? Brain Stem Jokes Why did the brain stem cross the road? To get to the other neuron! What do you call a brain stem that’s too salty? A salt-n-synapse! Europa or November 21st Pun What do you […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Roll Your Eyes (and Laugh) Sweet Treat Jokes How does a muffin get to the bakery? It rises! What’s a baker’s favorite coffee order? A knead for speed! Turnt Table Jokes What do you call a hipster that’s baked? A turnt-able! Why did the stoner cross the road? To […]
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Why You Can’t Resist These Hilarious Dad Jokes Ba’al Torah Blunders What do you call Ba’al Torah when he’s lost in the desert? Salty! (Get it? Because the Dead Sea is salty…) Another one: Why did Ba’al Torah get kicked out of the synagogue? Because he kept using his Torah as a scratching post! Puns […]
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Salt-ay Dad Jokes Question: What do you call salt that’s been to prison? Answer: Con-salt Question: What do you call salt that’s really good at dancing? Answer: Skibidi salt Palate Question: Why don’t they play poker on November 11th? Answer: Because it’s a holiday for the palette! Knock-Knock Knock Knock Who’s there? Salt Salt who? […]
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Hilarious Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan (in a Good Way!) Chinchilla Jokes What do you call a rich chinchilla? A fur-tunate chinchilla! What’s a chinchilla’s favorite snack? “Chew-ritos!” Pancreas and November 10th Puns What does a pancreas wear to a formal party? A dress pancreas-uit! Why is November 10th a special day for […]
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Holy Smokes, Dad Jokes! Why did the Pope leave the swimming pool? Because he got holy water in his eyes! Why is the Pope so salty? Because he was born in the Dead Sea! What’s the difference between a spinal cord and the 5th of November? One is a bundle of nerves, and the other […]
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