Dessert-icious Dad Jokes: A Sweet and Savory Treat Desserts – Why did the ice cream go to the doctor? Because it had a runny nose! – What did the cake say to the candle? You look a little burnt! Desserts (Savage Edition) – What do you call a cake that’s not sweet enough? A savage […]
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Dad Jokes: A Calculated Folly Dad Jokes about Math: A Sum-mary of Mishaps “Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!” “What do you call a math teacher who can’t stop talking? A pro-tractor.” Square-ly Miscalculated “Why did the square go to the doctor? Because it had a square root problem!” […]
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Dad Joke Bonanza: Hypothalamus Jokes and More! Hypothalamus Jokes Joke: Why did the hypothalamus go to the doctor? Answer: Because it was feeling a little off-center. Pun Joke: What do you call a hypothalamus that’s always making puns? Answer: A cortical jester. Bronchioles/December 20th Pun Joke Joke: What do you call the smallest bronchiole in […]
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Laugh Your Socks Off with These Hilariously Awful Dad Jokes Stargate Atlantis Jokery Why did the Wraith attack Stargate Atlantis? Because they wanted to get their hands on some Stargate ice cream! What do you call an Ancient stuck in the wilderness? A treehugger! Puns of the Day What do you call blood vessels that […]
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Dad Jokes Galore: A Mirrored Reflection of Laughter Dad Joke: Black Mirror Edition What do you get when a robot watches Black Mirror? Chips and salsa! Black Mirror Dad Joke with a Redneck Twist Why did the redneck watch Black Mirror? To see if his cousin was on it! Puns to Make You LOL Why […]
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Dad Jokes That’ll Make You Groan (and Laugh) Ligament-ary Fun Why did the ligament go to the doctor? It was feeling a little strained. What do Gen Xers call ligaments? “Old and stretchy.” Urethra/December 19th Pun-ishment What do you call a clogged urethra? A urine the clear way! Why did the calendar jump on December […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Roll Your Fries with Laughter About French Fries Why did the French fry go to the doctor? Because it was feeling fry-ed! What do you call a French fry that’s always in trouble? A French Fry-day! Dad Jokes for Wicked Fans Why did Elphaba eat so many fries? Because […]
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Dad Jokes: Rotten to the Core Fruit-tastic Dad Jokes: What do you call a banana that’s always giving you a hard time? A peel-tantly frustrated banana! Why did the orange go to the doctor? It wasn’t feeling very peel-y! Bogus Banana Banter: Why was the banana arrested? Because it was framed for being bogus! Rectal […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Laugh or Groan Meat Jokes Why did the steak go to the doctor? Because it was well done. What do you call a steak that’s perfectly square? A well-cut steak. Punny Jokes Why did Phoebe get stuck in December? Because she forgot the 17th! Knock-Knock Jokes Knock knock. Who’s […]
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Tech Talk: Your Guide to All Things Techie The Future of Tech: What’s Next? Get ready for some mind-blowing tech advancements! From AI-powered assistants to self-driving cars, technology is evolving at the speed of light. Just imagine a world where robots do our chores, and we can beam ourselves anywhere in an instant! Tech Tips […]
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Dad Jokes Guaranteed to Make You Smile (or Roll Your Eyes) Dad Jokes: Ferret Edition Why are ferrets such good detectives? Because they’re always sniffing around! Urban Ferret Joke: What do you call a ferret that gets lost in the city? A street ferret. Hair Follicle Pun: Why couldn’t the guy grow any hair follicles? […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan Degu Jokes Why did the degu run into the street? To get to the other side! Did you hear about the degu who went to the doctor? He was having a hard time chewing his food. Degu and “On God” Jokes What do you call a degu who’s […]
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Dad Jokes: Adrenalized and On Fleek Adrenaline-pumping Dad Joke: What do you call an adrenal gland that’s always under pressure? A gland-stone! On Fleek Adrenal Joke: My adrenal glands are so on fleek, they’re practically trending #AdrenalineGang. Sweat Pore Pun: Why did the sweat pore go to the doctor? Because it was feeling a little […]
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Dad Jokes: A Thyroid Adventure Thyroid Troubles Why don’t people trust thyroids? Because they’re two-faced! What do you call a thyroid that loves disco? A groovy gland! Glottis and December 12th What do you call a glottis that can’t stop talking? A chatterbox! Why did December 12th go to the doctor? Because it had a […]
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Dad Jokes: Unleash Your Inner Pun-dertaker Baking Soda Bonanza What do you call baking soda that’s been in the fridge for too long? Sodium bi-carbonate Why did the baking soda get arrested? For making crack-ers Larissa and December 11th Puns What do you call a Russian princess who’s always late? Larissa, because she’s always behind […]
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