Dad Jokes: The Vegetable Edition Digging Up the Puns Why did the broccoli get lost? Because it didn’t have any GPS! What did the OK Boomer say to the carrot? “Get your root on!” Kidney or December 9th Pun What do you call a kidney that’s always getting into trouble? A bean with an attitude! […]
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Dad Jokes: The Not-So-Good, the Hilarious, and the Parish Office Shenanigans Parish Secretary Punchlines Why are parish secretaries so good at multi-tasking? Because they can run a copier, answer the phone, and give a sermon all at the same time! What do you call a millennial parish secretary? A social media evangelist! Gallbladder and December […]
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Dad Jokes: A Cardiac Conundrum Cardiovascular Chucklers Why is cardiovascular exercise so good for you? Because it’s a hard act to follow! What do you call a groovy workout? A disco-vascular exercise! Planetary Puns What planet is the best for dancing? Jupiter, because it’s always groovy! What day of the year is the best for […]
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Dad Jokes Galore: Larissa Edition Yo, fellow pun-derful folks! Get ready for a rib-tickling journey with these not-so-bad and totally hilarious dad jokes. Jokes about Larissa What do you call a Larissa who’s always getting into trouble? A Lariss-calator! Why did Larissa get lost in the forest? Because she didn’t have her Larissi-pass! Sports Laughs […]
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Welcome to the World of Dad Jokes Australian Shepherd Edition Dad Joke: Why did the Australian Shepherd cross the road? To herd the flock on the other side! Nature and Outdoors Dad Joke: How do you tell if an Australian Shepherd has been hiking? They’ll be frayed in the bush! Puns and Non-Sequiturs December 6th […]
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Dad Jokes: The Musophobia Edition Musophobia: Fear of Mice What do you call a mouse with a smoking habit? A smouse! Why did the Wicked Witch of the West sign up for therapy? She was struggling with “mousophobia.” Pun Time with Jupiter and December 4th What’s the best way to survive a Jupiter attack? Just […]
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Laugh Out Loud with These Dad Jokes Altered Carbon Antics Why did the Altered Carbon protagonist decide to join the military? Because he wanted to get his sleeves rolled up! What did the groovy Altered Carbon character say when he saw a time traveler? “That was groovy, man!” Pun-derful Lungs Why are lungs such good […]
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Dad Jokes: From a Monkey’s Perspective Tell me a Dad Joke about Patas monkey What do you call a Patas monkey who’s always getting into trouble? A patas-tic delinquent! Add another Dad Joke about Patas monkey related to Car and Road Jokes Why did the Patas monkey get a speeding ticket? Because he was caught […]
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Dad Jokes: The Pharmacy Edition Pharmacist Jokes Why did the pharmacist get lost? Because he took the wrong prescription! What do you call a pharmacist who’s always on the go? A pill-grimage! Bussin’ Jokes Why was the pharmacist’s medication so good? Because it was bussin’! What do you call a pharmacist who makes the best […]
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Dad Jokes: When the Punchline Is Corny, but the Laughter Is Real Dad Jokes About Gun Control: Why do gun owners love Velcro? Because it’s just right for holding things together! What do you call a gun control advocate with a concealed weapon? Politically incorrect. Umbilicus/November 30th Pun: Why did the belly button cross the […]
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Dad Joke Emporium: Jokes to Make You Groan Get Ready for a Bulldog Bonanza Why are bulldogs so good at basketball? Because they have great layups! What do you call a bulldog who always claps back? A paw-sitive talker! Puns to Make You Cringe What do you call Jupiter’s biggest moon? A Gany-made mistake! What’s […]
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Have a Laugh: The Best and Worst Dad Jokes About Gun Control and More Gun Control Jokes Why did the gun control advocate cross the road? To get to the other side of the aisle! What do you call a gun that’s always in control? A firearm that doesn’t shoot itself in the foot! Related […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Hilarious Looking for a chuckle? Here’s a roundup of dad jokes that will either make you groan or laugh out loud. Bad Dad Jokes “What do you call a fish with no eyes?” … Fsh. “Why did the scarecrow win an award?” … Because he was outstanding […]
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Dad Jokes Galore: A Humorous Odyssey into the Realm of Marital Fears Gamophobia: Fear of Marriage Why did the gamophobic refuse to get married? Because they were afraid of having a “ball and chain.” How does a car-obsessed gamophobic get to the altar? With transmission fluid. Nail-biting Puns What do you call a nail polish […]
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Corny Dad Jokes for Foundation Lovers Foundation Dad Joke: Why did the foundation contractor get fired? Because he couldn’t lay the ground work! Foundation Stupid Joke: What do you call a foundation that’s stuck in a ditch? A grounded foundation! Pneumonia/November 25th Pun: What do you call a holiday celebrated with congestion? November 25th! (Pneumonia) […]
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