Dad’s Sausage Jokes: From Mildly Cringe to Hilarious Sausage: A Dad’s Best Friend What do you call a sausage that can’t make up its mind? A flip-flopper! (Note: This joke is not recommended for hot dogs since they can’t walk or wear accessories) What do you call a sausage that’s been to space? A far-out […]
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Dad Jokes: The Great Pyrenees Edition Great Pyrenees: So Fluffy, You Could Lose Your Mind! Why did the Great Pyrenees get lost? Because it was barking up the wrong tree! Great Pyrenees: The GOAT of Dogs? What do you call a Great Pyrenees that always wins? A GOAT Pyrenees! Charon and November 20th: Punny Business […]
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Dad Jokes: The Nirvana of Humor Smells Like Teen Spirit: Why did the Nirvana fan get fired from the perfume counter? Because he kept on spraying “Smells Like Teen Spirit!” How do you know if a Nirvana fan is an adult? They’re not teenage angst dispensers anymore. Galatea or November 19th: What do you call […]
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Attention all aspiring comedians and pun enthusiasts! Dad Jokes: A Trip to the Quip Zone Talk-Show Timeout Why did the talk show host get lost? Because he was always taking a sip and missin’ the directions! How do you fix a cracked talk show? With a sip from a microphone! Pun-derful Phobias and Holidays What’s […]
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Dad Jokes That’ll Make You Groan (But Secretly Enjoy) Android Jokes Why did the Android cross the road? To get to the Google Store! What do you call an Android in a car? A GPS-sistant. Car and Road Jokes What do you call a car with no doors? A convertible, even in the rain. Why […]
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Hilarious Dad Jokes for the Silliest Dads Dad Joke: Dentophobia What’s the best way to avoid going to the dentist? * Lie down! (Get it? Lying down!) Music-Related Dad Joke: Dentophobia Why did the pianist stop playing the piano? * He had a root canal! (Another tooth joke, ha!) Pun Joke: Oberon or November 17th […]
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Dad Jokes: Serving Up Laughter with a Twist of Pasta Pasta Puns That Will Make You Noodle Why did the pasta go on a diet? Because it wanted to get its waist macaroni! What do you call an Italian who always loses at card games? Spaghetti arms! What did the pasta say to the spoon? […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ti-Teeth-ing of Comedy Tethys Jokes Why did Tethys, the ancient ocean goddess, run for office? Because she wanted to make waves! What did Tethys say to her nosy best friend, Brat? “Get out of my ocean!” Punny Jokes What do you call a mouth full of sore teeth? A toothache! What do […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Cure Your Arithmophobia (Fear of Numbers) Fear of Numbers Jokes: What do you call someone with arithmophobia? A number chicken! I’m so afraid of numbers, I can’t even count to 10 without getting scared! Arithmophobia and Gnarly Jokes: Why are gnarly numbers so scary? Because they’re full of arithmophobia! What do […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Veggie Tales Dad Joke: Vegetarian Why did the vegetarian get lost in the grocery store? Because they couldn’t resist the aisle of temptation! Vegetarian-Lowkey Dad Joke What do you call a vegetarian who’s not very forthcoming? A lowkey vegan. Phobos/November 13th Pun What do you call a moon that’s terrified of […]
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Why Do Jokes Love the Pituitary Gland? The pituitary gland, a tiny bean-shaped organ at the base of the brain, controls many bodily functions. But did you know it’s also a dad joke magnet? Dad Jokes About the Pituitary Gland What do you call a pituitary gland that’s always getting into trouble? A hypo-mischief! Why […]
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Why Dads’ Jokes Are Actually Genius Relationship Jokes That Turn the Tables: “Why did the husband say he couldn’t fix the marriage? Because he was at his wit’s lend.” “Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you want is a royal flush. But after a while, you just learn to play […]
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Dad Jokes for the Coast Guard (and Beyond!) Coast Guard Jokes What do you call a Coast Guard officer who’s lost their boat? A shore loser! Why did the Coast Guard ship turn around? Because it reached its stern! Cheugy Coast Guard Joke Why is the Coast Guard considered cheugy? Because they’re always on the […]
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Dad Jokes: A Presidential Pun-derland Head of State Shenanigans Why did the President refuse to get a haircut? Because he’s above the law! What happened when Joe Biden met the Queen of England? They had a royal rumble! Gums and November 8th What do you call a politician with no teeth? Gum-less! What’s the best […]
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Dad Jokes: The Navy’s Not-So-Secret Weapon Navy Jokes Why did the Navy sailor get lost at sea? Because he couldn’t find his ship-shape! What do you call a Navy ship that’s always hip? A dis-hip-ping vessel! Pun Jokes What do you call a statue made of snow? A Galatea. Why is November 7th so important? […]
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