Dad Jokes: The Navy’s Not-So-Secret Weapon Navy Jokes Why did the Navy sailor get lost at sea? Because he couldn’t find his ship-shape! What do you call a Navy ship that’s always hip? A dis-hip-ping vessel! Pun Jokes What do you call a statue made of snow? A Galatea. Why is November 7th so important? […]
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Dad Jokes: Where Laughter Meets Groan-Worthy Puns Palindromic Puns -…
Dad Jokes: Where Laughter Meets Groan-Worthy Puns Palindromic Puns What do you call a palindrome that’s holiday-themed? Noel! Why was the palindrome so excited for Christmas? Because it was almost inverse! Tongue-tied Puns What do you call a tongue that can’t stay in its mouth? A tongue-tied party! Why did the tongue get a job […]
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Papillon’s Dad Jokes: The Corniest and the Best Papillon Jokes Why did Papillon get a pet butterfly? Because he wanted to Pap the butterfly. What do you call a Papillon that’s always getting into trouble? A sus-pect. Punny Jokes What do you call a sweat pore that’s always sweating? A sweat-y pore. What do you […]
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What a Swingin’ Time for Dad Jokes! Swinging Jokes What do you call a swing that’s always moving? A party swing! Why did the swing say “highkey”? Because it was feeling up! Lung/November 3rd Puns What’s the best way to get your lungs ready for winter? Take a deep breath on November 3rd! Why didn’t […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan and Then LOL Dad Joke #1: Fear of Heights “Do you know why people with acrophobia are never good dancers? Because they can’t find their steps!” Dad Joke #2: Acrophobia and Vibe Checks “Why did the acrophobic refuse to do a vibe check on the World Trade Center? […]
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Dad Jokes: Get Ready to Groan and Laugh! Automobile Jokes Why did the car stop on the highway? Because it couldn’t find its turn signal! What’s the difference between a mechanic and a doctor? A mechanic can fix a car without killing anyone. Automobile Jokes with Bodaciousness What do you call a car that’s totally […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan or Grin Hey folks, get ready for a rollercoaster of silly dad jokes and witty quips that will leave you either rolling your eyes or laughing out loud. Brace yourself for some unique takes on relationships, puns, riddles, and more. Just remember, sometimes the bad ones are the […]
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Glory Hole Guffaws and Other Dad Joke Delights Glory Hole Groaners What do you call a glory hole in the woods? A beaver’s secret stash! Why did the driver park his car in a glory hole? Because it needed some muffler love! Venus and Punny October Why was Venus jealous of October 28th? Because Venus […]
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Dad Jokes: A Smorgasbord of Silly and Sometimes Smart Cookie Jokes What do you call a cookie that’s been in the rain too long? A soggy biscuit! How does a cookie slay? With its killer crunch! Pun Jokes What’s the best thing about near me? The “meow” is closer! Why is October 27th so creepy? […]
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Dad Jokes: The Paleolithic Edition Paleo Punchlines What do you call a caveman who always eats Paleo? A raw deal! Why did the Paleo dad get mad at his son? Because he caught him eating a carb! GOAT Jokes What do you call a Paleo athlete who always wins? A GOAT! Why did the Paleo […]
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Dad-Tastic Delights: Jokes from the Space Odyssey Calling all Stargate SG-1 enthusiasts and dad joke connoisseurs alike! Get ready for some intergalactic punchlines that will have you rolling your eyes and dialing the Stargate. Stargate SG-1 Special What do you call an ancient alien device that’s always full of hotties? A Goa’uld-digger! Why did Teal’c […]
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Dad Jokes for the Discerning Space Enthusiast Phobos Why is Phobos blushing? Because the sun saw its flat surface! What’s Phobos’s favorite genre of music? Heavy metal! Enceladus or October 23rd What do you call a moon that’s always getting into trouble? An Enceladus! What’s the best day of the year for a space enthusiast? […]
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Bushbaby’s Dad Joke Extravaganza Dad Joke about Bushbaby: Why don’t bushbabies have cell phones? Because they’re always on FaceTime! Sports Laughs about Bushbaby: What sport do bushbabies excel at? Bushball, of course! Pun about Anus or October 23rd: What do you call a bad boy on October 23rd? A no-anus troublemaker! Knock-Knock Joke about Bushbaby: […]
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Calling All Dad Joke Enthusiasts! Brace yourselves for a hilarious rollercoaster of witticisms featuring carpenters, FYP (For Your Page), and more! Carpenter Jokes Why did the carpenter get arrested for stealing? Because he was caught framing homes! What type of music do carpenters listen to? Yo-hammer! FYP-Related Carpentry Joke What happens when a carpenter goes […]
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Dad Jokes Galore: A Trip to Laughter Town Travel Tribulations Why did the tourist get lost in the desert? Because he didn’t have a map or a camel. What do you call a tourist who constantly asks for help? A lost cause! Ghosted on the Go Where do ghosted travelers go? To the Lost and […]
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