Dad Jokes: A Saga of Laughter and Groans The 100 Dad Joke Why did Clarke Griffin run out of soda? Because she was too “flame-grilled.” FYP Dad Joke What do you call a Grounder who can’t stop talking? A “For Your Pain” in the neck. Pun Joke Why was the tonsil in trouble? Because it […]
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Dad Jokes: Ribbiting Fun and Cheugy Chuckles for Junior Humorists…
Dad Jokes: Ribbiting Fun and Cheugy Chuckles for Junior Humorists Frogtastic Dad Jokes Why don’t frogs wear pants? Because they don’t have any pockets to carry their tadpoles! What do you call a frog in a raincoat? A croak-a-dile! What’s cheugy about frogs? Their hopping style is so last season! Pun-derful Play on Words What […]
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Dad Joke Delight: Whippets, Wordplay, and Yucks Whip Me Up a Dad Joke What do you call a whippet that’s always running? A road runner! Politically Incorrect Whippet Puns Why did the whippet get arrested? For jaywalking… in a cross-breed neighborhood! Spinal Cord Pun What did the inmate say when he got out of prison? […]
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Dad Jokes: A Shepherd’s Delight Tell me a Dad Joke about Shepherd Why did the shepherd cross the road? To get his fleece on the other side! Add another Dad Joke about Shepherd related to Whatever What do you call a shepherd who sings karaoke? A baaaaaa-d singer! Add a pun joke about either Pluto […]
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Dad Jokes: The Plumber Pun-derground Plumber Puns What do you call a plumber who’s always getting into trouble? A pipe-dreamer! I called a plumber to fix my sink. He came in, took one look, and said, “Lowkey, this is gonna be a nightmare.” Tongue-in-Cheek Puns What do you call a tongue that’s always getting into […]
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Dad Jokes to Make You Croak (or Howl) Hey there, folks! Ready for some dad jokes so bad they’ll make your eyes roll? Brace yourself for the ultimate dad joke experience! Papillon Edition “What’s a papillon’s favorite dance move? The butterfly float!” “Why did the papillon join the betting pool? He heard about the Papillon […]
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Dad Jokes: A Calculated Folly Dad Jokes about Math: A Sum-mary of Mishaps “Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!” “What do you call a math teacher who can’t stop talking? A pro-tractor.” Square-ly Miscalculated “Why did the square go to the doctor? Because it had a square root problem!” […]
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Dad Jokes: Howler Monkeys, Puns, and Monkey Business Tell me a Dad Joke about Howler Monkeys: Why are howler monkeys so loud? Because they have nothing to “howl” about! Another Dad Joke about Howler Monkeys and Jive: What do you call a howler monkey who can talk in slang? A “jive howler”! Pun Joke about […]
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Punny Dad Jokes: A Tributary of Laughter Veins Not-so-good dad joke: What do you call a vein that’s always running away? A fugitive vein! Really funny dad joke: Why did the vein cross the road? To get to the other circulatory! Dip Out Not-so-good dad joke: What do you call a dip that’s always disappearing? […]
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Laughter and Logic: Dad Jokes with a Twist Seed Jokes Why did the seed cross the road? To get to the other “pod.” What do you call a naughty seed? A “bean” there, done that. Pun Jokes Why are capillaries so important? Because they’re “small” but mighty! What happens on December 21st? The “short”est day […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Lung-Tickling Extravaganza Dad Joke Alert: Lungs Why did the lung get lost? Because it didn’t have any navigators! Dad Joke with a Twist: Lungs and Skibidi Rizz Why did the lung with Skibidi Rizz get in an argument? Because it couldn’t stop wheezing “I got moves, like Jagger!” Nix and December […]
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Knock Knock: Dad Jokes that Will Make You Groan Knock, Knock Who’s there? Interrupting sheep. Interrupting sheep w- BAAAAA! Knock, Knock Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s freezing! Stomach Pun What do you call a stomach with a mind of its own? A belly-ache-ist! Knock, Knock Who’s there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock who? […]
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Dad Jokes: A Guide to the Ridiculous and the Subpar Newfie Nonsense What do you call a Newfoundlander with no arms and legs? A worm. Why did the Newfoundlander cross the road? To get to the other ice-berg, eh b’y? Slay’s Silly Side What do you call a Newfoundlander who can’t read or write? A […]
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Dad Jokes Galore: A Mirrored Reflection of Laughter Dad Joke: Black Mirror Edition What do you get when a robot watches Black Mirror? Chips and salsa! Black Mirror Dad Joke with a Redneck Twist Why did the redneck watch Black Mirror? To see if his cousin was on it! Puns to Make You LOL Why […]
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Dad Jokes: So Bad, They’re Good Soda Jokes What do you call a soft drink that makes you clap? Applause What did the angry soda say to the other soda? Keep your fizz to yourself. Palate/December 17th Pun Why is December 17th so palate-able? Because it’s the day after December 16th! Soda Knock-Knock Joke Knock, […]
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