Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Guide to Awful Puns Urophagia Punchlines Why did the man eat his own urine? Because it was a “pee-licious” treat! What do you call a man who eats his own urine? A “pee-sonal consumer”! Yass-Related Urophagia Why did the doctor prescribe urophagia for the sick patient? To give him a “yes” […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Guide to Corny and Hilarious Humor Dad Jokes about Group Marriage Why are group marriages so successful? Because they have a lot of support. What do you call a group marriage where everyone speaks jive? A poly-jive-ony. Despina/December 7th Pun Joke What do you call a group marriage between Despina and […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Inhalation-Expiration Humor Breathing Exercises: Inhale, Punchline What do you call a breathing exercise that makes you laugh? A sidesplitter! Wordplay Wonders: Inhale, Wordplay What do you call a breathing exercise that involves wordplay? A pun-spiration! Larissa and December 6th: Inhale, Pun What do you call a woman named Larissa who’s always […]
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Dad Jokes: French Fry vs. Funny Dad Jokes about French What do you call a fake noodle in French? An im-pasta! Why was the French chef sad? Because he lost his soufflé! Dad Joke about French (Stupid Jokes) What do you call a French person who loves stupid jokes? A Paris-ite! Pun Joke What do […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Sting with Laughter Scorpion Jokes Why did the scorpion get fired from his job at the aquarium? Because he kept pinching the fish! Why was the scorpion’s interview for a political position canceled? It was deemed politically incorrect, as they didn’t want any stingers in office. Gum/December 5th Pun […]
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When the Dad Jokes Hit the Esophagus Hey there, ready for some corny dad jokes that will make you groan? Let’s dive in! Dad Joke about Esophagus: Why was the esophagus feeling down? Because it had a problem swallowing its pride! Gen Z Edition of the Esophagus Joke: Why is the esophagus so obsessed with […]
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Dad Jokes: The Firefighter Extinguisher of Humor Firefighter Firecracker What do you call a firefighter who’s always playing with fire? A pyromaniac. Firefighter Lit-erature What do you call a firefighter who loves reading? A hose and tell. Bladder Pun What do you call a firefighter who’s always got to go to the bathroom? A hydrant-seeker. […]
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Dad Jokes to Make You Grin and Groan Golden Retriever Jokes Golden Retriever: What do you call a Golden Retriever that loves to do math? Answer: A cal-cu-later! On Fleek: Why did the Golden Retriever go to the beauty parlor? Answer: To get their fur on fleek! Pun-tastic Jokes Epiglottis: Why did the epiglottis get […]
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Dad Jokes That Are So Bad, They’re Actually Good Imam-pressive Jokes What do you call an Imam who hates giving sermons? A mute-azzin! Why did the Imam get lost in the desert? Because he didn’t have his sand-al. Urban Imam-prov Why did the Imam cross the street? To get to the halal fried chicken! Pun-derful […]
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Dad Jokes: From a Monkey’s Perspective Tell me a Dad Joke about Patas monkey What do you call a Patas monkey who’s always getting into trouble? A patas-tic delinquent! Add another Dad Joke about Patas monkey related to Car and Road Jokes Why did the Patas monkey get a speeding ticket? Because he was caught […]
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Dad Jokes: Position Impossible Lay Positions, They’re Not What You Think Why don’t they play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs! Skibidi and Lay Positions Why did the Skibidi dance scare the fishermen? Because it was causing a wave! December 1st and Larissa What do you call a baby born on December 1st? A […]
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Dad Jokes: Bishop Edition and Beyond Bishop Jokes What do you call a Bishop who steals from the church? An Arch-crook. Why did the Bishop get lost in the woods? Because he couldn’t find the right path. Wordplay Extravaganza What do you call a person with no arms or legs in an empty swimming pool? […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan Coconut Oil Dad Jokes What do you call a coconut that’s been in the sun for too long? A coconut roast! Why did the coconut become a Wordplay Wonder? Because it was a nut-ty riddle! Triton/December 1st Pun What do you get when you combine the Greek god […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan and Giggle Electron-ifying Dad Jokes Why did the electronic device get arrested? Because it was caught microchipping! What do you call a computer that’s on the lam? A byte-runner! On God, my new smart speaker is so intelligent, it told me to turn it off! Mouth-ful of Jokes […]
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Dad Jokes: The (Not-So) Fin-tastic Edition Seafood Jokes Why did the oyster get a promotion? Because it was out of its shell! What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh! Dad Jokes for Your Feed (FYP) Why did the crab go to the party? Because it wanted to sea-lebrate! What do you call […]
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