Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan and Laugh Out Loud Ornithophobia: Fear of Birds Why are ornithophobes so bad at hide-and-seek? Because they’re always looking up! What do you call an ornithophobe who’s into social justice? Woke-nophobia! Hair Puns and November 30th What do you call someone who gets lost in their own head? […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan Dad Jokes about Sports Sports Fan: “What do you call a soccer player who can’t stop scoring?” Dad: “A ‘goal’ digger!” Sports Fan: “Why did the baseball player put his glove in the freezer?” Dad: “To catch a ‘cool’ ball!” Dad Jokes Specifically about Slay Slay Fan: “What’s […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Laugh or Groan A-maxing Dad Jokes What do you call someone with a fear of riding in a car? A car-diac. What’s a redneck’s solution to Amaxophobia? Duct tape and a pickup truck. Pun-tastic Deimos Joke What do you get when you cross a Roman god of terror with […]
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Dad Jokes Galore: A Catastrophic Collection for Disaster Relief and DEI Dad Jokes about Disaster Relief Workers Why did the disaster relief worker cross the road? To help others get unstuck. What do you call a disaster relief worker who always gets the job done? The fixer-upper. Dad Jokes about Disaster Relief and DEI Why […]
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Dive into the Cockpit of Dad Jokes! Buckle Up for Plane-tastic Puns Why did the plane get lost? Because it was navigated by a wingman! What do you call a plane that sings Broadway musicals? A Wicked Flyer! Get Ready for a Statue-Sque Pun Why was the statue of Galatea so cold? Because she was […]
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Dad Jokes for the Politically Inclined Governor Jokes What do you call a governor who’s always hiding in the shade? A shady governor! What’s a governor’s favorite holiday? Inauguration Day! Shade Jokes Why did the governor turn off the lights? Because he wanted to throw shade! Pun Jokes What do you call a large intestine […]
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Prepare for a Laughter Cramp: Dad Jokes Galore! Section 1: Social Work-tacular Dad Jokes What do you call a Social Worker who’s always on top of things? A social climber! Why did the Social Worker get lost? Because they were looking for the Y-Axis! Section 2: Yass-tastic Dad Jokes What do you get when you […]
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Dad Jokes to Make You Groan with Delight! Graphic Designer Dad Jokes Why don’t graphic designers trust Helvetica? Because it’s Arially bad! What do you call a graphic designer who’s always getting in trouble? Rad-ical! Pun-tastic Jokes Why are arteries so important? Because they’re heart-felt. What do you call November 28th? Twosday! Knock-Knock Joke Knock, […]
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Dad Jokes Galore: A Humorous Odyssey into the Realm of Marital Fears Gamophobia: Fear of Marriage Why did the gamophobic refuse to get married? Because they were afraid of having a “ball and chain.” How does a car-obsessed gamophobic get to the altar? With transmission fluid. Nail-biting Puns What do you call a nail polish […]
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Dad Jokes Galore: Rebbe Edition and Beyond Rebbe Jokes What do you call a Rebbe who tells corny jokes? A punchline haver. Why are Rebbes’ jokes so bad? Because they’re Torah-bly pun-ny. Rebbe and Naughty Jokes Why did the Rebbe cross the playground? To check out the naughty slides. What do you call a Rebbe’s […]
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Laugh Out Loud with Dad’s Delicious Dessert Jokes Tell Me a Dad Joke about Desserts What do you call a lazy dessert? A couch potato! Another Dad Joke about Desserts: Wordplay Wonders Why did the ice cream cone go to the doctor? Because it had a brain freeze! Near Me or November 26th Pun Joke […]
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Get Ready to Grin: A Feast of Dad Jokes Sure to Amuse and Bemuse Food-tastic Dad Jokes What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta. Why are eggs so nosy? Because they’re always in other people’s business. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick. (Bonus points for the food […]
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Prepare Yourself for the Ultimate Dad Joke Extravaganza! Apple Jokes: What do you call an Apple that’s stuck in a tree? A fruity sit-uation! Why did the woke Apple get banned from the orchard? Because it was spreading its seeds of knowledge too freely! Punny Jokes: What do you call a small intestine that’s obsessed […]
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Dad Jokes So Bad They’re Good Mercury Madness Why did Mercury get lost in space? Because he didn’t have a map! (Not-very-good) What do you get when you cross Mercury with a scooter? Scootury! (Dad joke gold) Pun Intended What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh! (Neptune pun) What’s another name for […]
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Indie-pendence Day: Dad Jokes Galore Indie Joke: Why did Indie go to the library? To check out some indie-pendent books! Indie and Veg Out Joke: What do you call Indie when he’s chilling on the couch? A veg-out indie-vidual! Earth or November 24th Joke: Why did Earth get arrested on November 24th? Because it was […]
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