Dad Jokes That Will Make You Roar with Glee Hydrophobia: Fear of Water What do you call a hydrophobic fish? A scared-fin! Why did the hydrophobe avoid the Wicked Witch of the West? Because she had a water bucket! Pun Intended What did Pluto say to November 24th? “It’s my planet-versary!” Knock-Knock Knock knock. Who’s […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan and Giggle Relationship…
Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan and Giggle Relationship Jokes What do you call a relationship that’s always on point? On fleek! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Relationship. Relationship who? Relationship isn’t going anywhere against the grain. Political Pun Why did Deimos get elected? Because he was on an unstoppable Mars-sion! Random Joke What do […]
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Dad Jokes to Make You Gruesome Get ready, folks! We’re diving into a realm of not-so-good but hilarious dad jokes that will make you groan and laugh at the same time. Bible Dad Jokes What do you call a grandpa who always reads the Bible? A Pop-Pop-Bible. Why did Jonah run away from God? Because […]
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Dad Jokes: Your Culinary Odyssey into the Weird and Wonderful Avant-garde Cuisine: Dad Jokes for the Discerning Palate Why did the chef at the avant-garde restaurant get fired? Because he couldn’t mousse the point! What do you call a chef who uses only experimental ingredients? A chemist-culinary artist! (Pun intended) Rectum and November 22nd Dad […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan, Then Laugh Orange You Glad You Read This? What did the orange say to the lemon? “Let’s be punny!” What do you call an orange with a terrible attitude? A sour-puss! Wordplay Wonders What do you get when you cross a banana with a joke? A fruit punchline! […]
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Salamander-ific Dad Jokes Get ready to cringe and chuckle with these salamander-themed dad jokes: Salamander Dad Joke: Why did the salamander run away? Because he saw the sun! Salamander and Gyat Dad Joke: What do you call a salamander that can’t stop laughing? A gyat-cracker! Punny Dad Joke: What’s the difference between your nerves and […]
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Dad Jokes: A Comedic Rollercoaster for All Ready to embark on a wild dad joke ride? Buckle up and prepare for some knee-slappers and eye-rollers. City Council Conundrums Why did the City Council member get lost in the city council building? Because he couldn’t find his exit! Why was the City Council member voted “Most […]
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Dad Jokes You Won’t Sushi Believe! Japanese Food Jokes What do you call a Japanese chef who only cooks fish? A sushi-ficient cook! Why are Japanese restaurants so bodacious? Because they have a temaki-ng vibe! Punny Vagina Joke What do you call a vagina that’s always looking for something to snuggle? A clingy monster! Knock-Knock […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Groan-Worthy Dad Jokes: So Bad They’re Good “What do you call a fish with no eyes?” “Fsh!” Dude, Where’s My Good Dad Jokes? “Why did the dude get lost on the road?” “Because he couldn’t find the ‘Dude, where’s my car?’ app.” Puns That Make You Groan […]
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Delightful Dad Jokes: Where Bacteria and Humor Collide Dad Jokes about Bacteriophobia: Fear of Bacteria Why are bacteria afraid of the computer? Because of the anti-virus! What do you call a germaphobe who is always in a good mood? A highkey-phobe! Pun-tastical Joke What do you call a moon that is always being watched by […]
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Punbelievable Dad Jokes Is there anything more classic than a dad joke? Let’s dive into some pun-tastic groaners that will make you roll your eyes and grin at the same time. Punny Dad Jokes What do you call a person who’s always taking things literally? A literal-minded fool. What do you get when you cross […]
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Dad Jokes: The Electronic Edition Dad Joke about Electronics: – What do you call a computer that sings? A Dell! Naughty Joke about Electronics: – Why did the computer get arrested? For downloading illegal software! Pun Joke about Callisto: – What do you call a moon that’s always feeling down? Callisto-down! Knock-Knock Joke about Electronics: […]
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Hilarious Dad Jokes for the Silliest Dads Dad Joke: Dentophobia What’s the best way to avoid going to the dentist? * Lie down! (Get it? Lying down!) Music-Related Dad Joke: Dentophobia Why did the pianist stop playing the piano? * He had a root canal! (Another tooth joke, ha!) Pun Joke: Oberon or November 17th […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Sneeze with Laughter Hydrophobia: Fear of Water Why was the water afraid of the dad joke? Because it was about to make a splash! What do you call a dad joke that’s afraid of water? A hydrophobic pun! Wordplay Wonders Alveoli: Never inhales before he exhale-vies! November 16th: It’s […]
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Dad Jokes That’ll Make You Roll Your Eyes (in a Good Way) Casual Dining Dad Jokes: Why did the dad take his family to a casual dining restaurant? Because it was the “least formal” thing he could do. What do you call a casual dining restaurant that serves mediocre food? Bussin’ at the seams! Miranda […]
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