Dad Jokes: Cardinals, Tubularity, and More Cardinal Jokes Why did the cardinal get a library card? To check out worm books! What do you call a cardinal who keeps falling off the branch? A tubular cardinal! Miranda/November 13th Pun What is Miranda doing on November 13th? Storing her Miranda rights! Cardinal Knock-Knock Joke Knock, knock. […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan and Laugh Out Loud Twilight Zone Jokes Dad Joke about The Twilight Zone: What do you call a Twilight Zone episode that’s always out of whack? Chronically Zoned! Dad Joke about The Twilight Zone (related to Whatever): What do you call a Whatever in The Twilight Zone? A […]
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Prepare to Roll Your Eyes at These Dad Jokes National Level Jokes Why did the National Level get lost? Because it couldn’t find its level. What do you call Gen Alpha kids who are trying to get into the National Level? Level heads. Lung/November 13th Joke What do you call a lung on November 13th? […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan About Alim: A Religious Scholar or Learned Person Why did the Alim cross the road? To get to the other mosque. Why was the Alim so good at Jive? Because he could always keep his turban on straight. Puns and Knock-Knock Jokes What do you call a small […]
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Dad Jokes: Certified Eye-Rollers and Groan-Inducers Relationship Dad Joke That Breaks the Mold Why did the husband hire a lifeguard for his wife? Because she was always diving into trouble! Food and Drink Dad Joke That Goes Rogue What do you call a husband who always drinks his wife’s coffee? A caffeinated hubby! Pun Intended: […]
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Dad Jokes: Laughter Guaranteed, Pun-ishment Not Included Prepare to groan and giggle as we dive into the world of dad jokes, where puns reign supreme and wordplay knows no bounds! Male-Themed Dad Jokes What do you call a male who can’t keep a secret? A gossip guy. What do you call a male who’s always […]
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Dad Jokes that Will Make You Groan or Giggle What do you call a heart that’s always getting into trouble? * A cardio-mess. Why did the heart blush? * Because it was flattered by all the love it was getting. What do you call Jupiter when it’s cold? * Brrr-upiter. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Heart. […]
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Dad Jokes that Will Make You Groan (or Chuckle) Hip Hop Humor Why did the rapper get lost? Because he couldn’t find his “beat.” What do you call a rapper who’s always slaying? A “slayer” in the mic game! Nailed It! What do you call a manicure that’s also a holiday? A “Nailvember 10th.” Knock, […]
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Dad Jokes for Stargate Universe Fans (And Beyond) Stargate Universe Dad Joke Why did the Stargate Universe crew get lost in space? Because they kept taking the wrong “gate”! Stargate Universe Satire Dad Joke What’s the difference between Stargate Universe and a sitcom? One is about a spaceship that travels through space, and the other […]
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Dad Jokes: Where Travel and Puns Collide Travel Tales “What do you call a map of the world that’s missing Australia? A New Zealand!” “Why did the Gen Z traveler get lost? Because they couldn’t use a compass without their TikTok filter!” Pun-derful Destinations “Why are there so many alveoli in your lungs? Because they’re […]
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Attention, All Pun-Lovers! Dad Jokes Galore About MPs, MEPs, and More MP/MEP Jokes Why did the MP get lost in the library? Because he couldn’t find his book about politics. What do you call a MEP who can’t speak? A mute point. Rad-ioactive Jokes Why did the rad MP run for cover? Because he heard […]
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Dad Jokes: Androgynous Ain’t Funny… Until You Read These! Androgynous Amazement Q: What do you call an androgynous rock singer? A: David Bowie! Q: What do you call an androgynous astronaut? A: Major Tom-boy! Far Out Dadisms Q: What do you call an androgynous hippie? A: Phoebe Cates’ mate! November 7th Blunders Q: Why did […]
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Laugh Out Loud with Dad Jokes: The Urban Dad’s Guide to Romance, Rectums, and November 7th Dad Jokes about Romance “Why did the couple break up? Because he wouldn’t stop making dad jokes, and she couldn’t take it anymore.” “What’s the best way to start a conversation with a woman? ‘Hi, I’m your dad.’” Urban […]
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Dad Jokes: The Official Guide for Parish Secretaries Parish Secretary Puns Why did the parish secretary get lost in the Bible? Because she couldn’t find her psalm. What do you call a parish secretary with a lot of parish problems? A holy handful! Wordplay Wonders How does a parish secretary make a presentation? With a […]
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Dad Jokes for Days: Baa-d to the Bone Shepherd Jokes: What do you call a shepherd with no sheep? A lost cause. Why did the shepherd name his dog “Rizz”? Because he had some serious rizz! Phoebe/November 6th Pun: What do you call a turkey who’s been arrested? A cold Phoebe. (Sounds like November sixth) […]
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